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nerdywithadashofawesome:

nyehpetaleijon:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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screw this i'm making my own awards show

  • Best Vocalist:Tyler Joseph
  • Best Live Band:twenty one pilots
  • Best Breakthrough Band:twenty one pilots
  • Best Creative Director:Mark Eshleman
  • Best Band from Ohio:twenty one pilots
  • Best Pianist:Tyler Joseph
  • Best Ukulele Player:Tyler Joseph
  • Best Drummer:Josh Dun
  • Most Dedicated Fans:The Skeleton Clique
  • Song of the Year:Every twenty one pilots song
  • Album of the Year:Vessel
  • Artist of the Year:twenty one pilots
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Guns for Hands (Old and New)

Twenty One Pilots
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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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